Saturday, 14 September 2013

Tenga comes to Turkey

I have no idea what they are saying, but they look very happy!

Interesting that Berk, aged 25, uses the standard size rather than the Ultra Size model though!

Batu, a 26 year old banker, goes for the Spiral 3D model.  The website says "This stunning white coloured masturbation sleeve delivers double the texture satisfaction when you stroke your erection hard and fast towards that ultimate explosive ejaculation, and combining your movement with a twist adds even more stimulation."   No wonder he looks so happy!   As for the Module 3D version, on the right, the website says "This masturbation sleeve is made from very supple and stretchy body safe material that feels like real flesh, and will accommodate even the largest of erections with ease allowing you to experience a new and exciting way to get off, and is 4.5-inches in length."  It does look as though Batu is carrying more than the average 6" in his boxers and so he probably welcomes that!

Kaan, 24, is a student.  He is serious about his masturbation, but needs to watch his budget.  He has gone for the Flip Hole, reusable, he can use those white buttons to control exactly where the most sensation goes.

Tuesday, 21 May 2013

Henrik Rummel

Henrik Rummel was a competitior in the 2012 Olympics who caused quite a stir when awarded his Bronze medal.

Within moments of his appearance on the podium, the internet was awash with comments that he had stood there in front of the world's TV with an erection.

He denied.  Interestingly, his girlfriend denied it too!  She probably has a pretty good idea what kind of tool Mr Rummel is packing.

"This is me and I swear it's not erect!", he said in an intereview.  "If I did have one, you can bet I would've tried harder to cover it up with the flowers.".  Later he said "The spandex doesn't leave a lot to the imagination and there are many unflattering awards dock photos out there. I haven't heard of any erections occurring on the podium."

So, did he or didn't he?  Was he so excited at winning Bronze, that he got a stiffie?

We shall never know.  I'm prepared to take his word for it.  He's clearly a big boy,  bigger than his teammates as this photo shows.


The real joke of course was that his sport was the Coxless Fours.

One thing Mr Rummel certainly is not!

Sunday, 17 February 2013

Josh's turn

Josh hadn't slept a wink.  He knew that today was the day he was going to get his caning and funnily enough he had been thinking about little else since he had been told.